What to Say to Congratulate Someone Getting Married Funny

Funny nuptials wishes can burnish upward the newlyweds' 24-hour interval and let them know, in a humorous way, that y'all're happy for them. Life is too short of taking everything so seriously. Weddings are joyous occasions – time to have some fun!

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Funny Wedding Greetings

Being married is like any other job; it helps if y'all similar your boss.

Let the fighting commence! Congratulations, married couple.

It's such a blessing to find that i special person you want to badger for the rest of your life. Congratulations!

Information technology'south not true that married men live longer than single men. It but seems longer.

Permit's go ready to rumble! Congratulations, wedding ceremony participants.

If it weren't for marriages, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.

We put the party in the bridal party — Looking frontwards to your wedding—the Bridal Political party.

Iii rings of marriage that class your gift: the date band, the wedding ring, and the suffeRING.

Words for Wedding Couples

A happy marriage depends on spouses maxim this simple phrase, "Yes, Dear."

I couldn't exist happier for you signing your life away.

All dressed up and everywhere to become!

Sharing is caring — just sometimes plenty is plenty.

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Humorous Ideas

Union is all almost giving and taking – the more you give, the more he'll take.

Congrats on your marriage. Merely remember, happiness is a very over-rated feeling, according to this author.

Wedlock is about communication and compromise. She'll be doing the advice, and y'all'll be making the compromise.

More men get food poisoning from wedding cake than any other edible.

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Happy Greetings

These funny wedding wishes will make your card (and you) memorable.

A person is incomplete without a spouse, merely you're finished with ane. Happy married life!

If the invitations suddenly disappeared, eloping is an option.

A blind wife and a deaf husband make for an platonic couple.

Your love-inspired wedding was a glorious occasion. Congrats.

Your kids grow up and move out. Your married man never does. Simply sayin'. Best wishes on your marriage.

Our wedding gift to you lot is two life preservers.

When two hearts love each other, don't forget the prenuptial.

Look, I know a skilful travel amanuensis if either of you changes your mind. If not, take a wonderful wedding!

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Funny Wedding Wishes

Getting married is a two-manner street – practise all you can to avoid head-on collisions. A life loved is precious.

They say opposites attract – If that's the instance, this wedlock could last for a very long time. Best nuptials wishes.

Before you're married, you lot volition fall madly in honey with each other. Subsequently you're married, yous will be mad at each other. Oh well, all-time wishes for your wedding ceremony.

Union: Where "Yes Dear" are the magic words.

What do fun with the boys, out on the boondocks, and parties accept in mutual? 3 things you lot won't be doing after the wedding. Skilful luck.

"Spending time with friends" will now exist a distant memory.

From single to married, from available to busy, from no worries to no money — You sure you lot want to exercise this?

Similar a well-constructed firm, this marriage is built to last. Think of jewelry on birthdays as your insurance.

Spousal relationship is the equivalent of signing a marriage contract that does not allow you to renew it every year. Congratulations on a perfect pair.

Getting married is like a course on Shakespeare. You get a petty comedy, some romance, and a lot of tragedy. Congratulations.

We may not have it all together, merely together nosotros have information technology all.

Funny Sayings

More than wedding-inspired sayings.

Looking forward to the "having" and the "property."

Bride: We finish each other — Groom: Sentences!

When y'all love a person, don't hang wallpaper together.

Our life journeying has merely begun. Are we there still?

Wedding Love – Honeymoon Love More than!

Swallow, drinkable, and be married! Check!

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Past Mike O'Halloran

Rowland Maidest