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x Women Tell U.s. How They Actually Experience About Tiny Penises

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i. I MAKE FUN OF THEM

"I make fun of them. Who doesn't? Minor penises are hilarious! They're a punchline all their own: But say 'small penis' in front of a group of women, and they'll all burst out laughing, because they've all known that one guywith a dick the size of a finger."

—Tessa, 31

two. If I had a vagina the size of a parking garage, I'd be uptight, likewise

"I had a boyfriend who was less than blessed in the ballocks department. He was very uptight well-nigh information technology, and I tried to reassure him non to exist uptight well-nigh it, simply in all honesty, he should take been uptight about it. If I had a vagina the size of a parking garage, I'd be uptight, too. People tin can talk all they want almost body acceptance or any, only unless you have bad eyesight or are some kind of Goddess or Adonis, anybody has bug with their appearance. I did make fun of it, but just behind his back. So I guess that but makes me half a bowwow."

—Jess, 26

3. I CAN FORGIVE A Small DICK, BUT A MAN HAS TO Have Balls

"Did y'all ever hear this joke about this woman and a homo with a tiny penis were having sex for the kickoff time and when he whipped it out the woman said, 'Who are y'all going to satisfy with that thing?' And the guy replies, 'Me!' I would fuck that guy, no joke. He has a skillful attitude. I tin can forgive a pocket-sized dick, but to please me, a man has to have balls!"

—Amie, 24

4. TAPE MEASURES DON'T Lie

"I approximate I don't really care. They tin can telephone call me ugly, but that's but a affair of opinion, you know? Just tape measures don't lie. You can prove someone has a small-scale dick."

—Rhonda, 29

5. SMALL DICKS ARE Absolutely Icky

"I've been with I remember three guys who were severely undersized. I mean, we're talking Tom Thumb if you know what I'm saying. Not only was it pitiful, simply it was really gross. I tried explaining this to a guy with a rather big penis—about how modest dicks are absolutely disgusting—and he thought that was funny. He said he could see how someone could laugh at it and recollect it's funny, only he didn't sympathise they're revolting to fifty-fifty recall about. Small weenies—ew!"

—Bailey, 22

6. Making fun of a man's pocket-sized penis is the easiest way to destroy him forever

"What's that maxim about tits—'Annihilation more a mouthful is wasted'? Well, the opposite applies to cocks. Anything smaller than a mouthful is not going into any of my holes. Making fun of a man's modest penis is the easiest style in the globe to destroy a human forever, and what daughter doesn't love doing that?"

—Kelley, 33

7. Information technology'South THEIR TURN FOR SOME Trunk SHAMING

"I feel like throwing upwards, that'due south how I feel. I don't intendance—it's their plow for body shaming! I guess information technology'due south hateful, merely mean girls rule! Hit him where it hurts! I mean, you have to aim very advisedly to hit him where it hurts because it'due south so tiny, but hitting him at that place anyway…lol!"

—Janet, 24

8. I FEEL Sorry FOR him

"A long time ago I was with a man and let'south just say that in the chess game of life, this guy was a mere pawn—not a knight or a rook, and definitely not a king. Not only wasn't he packing a suitcase, he hardly had an overnight bag, if you lot take hold of my drift. And I call back he accidentally defenseless the await of disappointment/surprise on my face when I first saw him naked, and I could tell information technology cutting him to the bone. I'm sure this was a lifelong pain for him. We wound up only kissing. I hateful, I can't imagine being with a human if he has a kid-sized penis. But neither can I imagine being cruel to a guy simply considering Mother Nature already played a vicious fox on him."

—Vicki, 28

9. It's like fart jokeS for immature adult women

"I absolutely mock the living fuck out of guys with small-scale dicks, no apologies, no questions asked, period. Y'all know how immature kids think fart jokes are funny? Well, small-dick jokes are like fart jokes for immature adult women. They may be gross, they may be insensitive, but for a certain group of people, they will ever exist funny."

—Mona, 24

10. Social media empowers women

"I fuck a guy with a tiny cock who turns out doing me wrong in some fashion or another, I will fucking mega-blast my iPhone cache of pictures of his pathetic baby unicorn dick all across the Net until he moves to a new country under a new identity."

—Dani, 26 Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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Source: https://thoughtcatalog.com/jessica-winters/2015/12/10-women-on-whether-they-make-fun-of-guys-with-small-penises/